Anybody Smell Colon?

First the curve ball and now him, Bartolo Colon has disappeared. Should I be concerned?

I think we hit about 18 balls to the warning track today. (approximately) If it was 20 degrees warmer we'd be in business (so they say) but I'll take the nice weather, thank you very much.

Jose Contreras continues his greatness. I think we should all be a little bit more like Jose. (Harness your inner Contreras)

I can't really remember how we scored any of our runs, but somehow we managed to push across 5 runs and I'm sure they were all terrific...

Notes From Out of Left Field

• If Jose Contreras was a Transformer, he would have to be Blackout. (huh?)
• J. Mitchell signed and will join his fellow Intimidators. (greatest name ever)
• Scotty Linestink is slowly losing his odor.
• If only we could play the Indians every night, my life would be so much happier...

After writing this, I found out that they found Bartolo Colon. You can call off your search parties.